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 Promises  /  Victoria  /  Majestic Diner Blues  / Space Blossom Breakdown

 

 

Hello Vampires and Fiends, I got myself a good solid kick in the pants this time. Turns out the rout I chose hasn't been maintained for over twelve years. Too many blow-downs to count- thousands of feet in elevation gain- hard one miles indeed- I averaged 13 miles in about 12 hours and there was 10 miles between water sources. Had a couple'a close scrapes and sorry, hon. satellite service is spotty at best in the mountains. Ah but this old boy is a trooper- and so I percerviered. I saw my first moose! When I finally reached Monument Creek the trail vanished in a massive meadow and so with no other recourse I retraced my rout for another grueling kick in the pants. Lake of the Woods I will always remember as La Loc du Boise. I will post pix soon. A cut finger and a couple bumps and bruises received from doing a scary cartwheel fully loaded- trekking polls and all- I'm sure it cost me one of my nine lives!

 

xox Kev

 

  

Promises

 

an alabaster statue of a maiden with an urn

in a glade in the forest might do

as a shrine or an alter or depository

for the flowers that I pick for you

but her eyes would never shine like your eyes shine

nor would a heart beat beneath her stone gold breast

nor could I ever hold her tender hand in mine

or share her quickened breath

 

an alabaster statue of a maiden with an urn

in a glade in the forest might be

the ideal woman for the ideal man

an ideal lost to me

for never would I we the cerebral rush

when our bodies touch in deepest sleep

nor would we any drunken oathes

or promises to keep

 

promise me you will always be my friend

promise me the Sun promise me the Wind

promise me the Stars the Moon and the Sea

and promise me that you will always be free

 

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Victoria

 

Victoria had a Cockatiel named Alpert

who sang gaily from his gilded cage

he dined on seed while she and I we dined on melon

she lined his cage with the society page

she lined his cage with the society page

 

I met her on a golden summer evening

'twas golden like her silken tresses fine

we made love in the fountain in the square downtown at midnight

Was it true love or was it too much wine?

Was it true love or was it too much wine?

 

I was young and restless rather wild then

living 'neath a railroad bridge downtown

she was a career girl with a condo-plex in old Saint Paul

she didn't mind takin' me out on the town

no, she didn't mind takin' me out on the town

 

And I pray Victoria is well and happy

in my dreams her golden tresses still blow free

as we rumble tumble all around her apartment house

me making love to her she making love to me

me making love to her she making love to me

 

Victoria, Victoria

Victoria had a cockatiel named Alpert

 

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Majestic Diner Blues

 

Staring out the window big rain coming down in sheets

the rain screams like a siren glad I found a place with eats

though the food's unappetizing and the atmosphere is dull

I thank the Lord above me that I'm in out of the cold

 

Monday morning 6 AM I've got to get to work

dreaming up a nightmare of a two legged skinny jerk

rolling out linguini for five thousand dimes a day

it's just my luck but what the fuck you've got to pay to play

 

The eggs are thin and runny and the coffee don't taste right

the spuds are cold and greasy and the waitress looks a fright

the witching hour's past me got to get on home to bed

to listen to the jazz combo roaring through my head

 

   :o)

 

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Space Blossom Breakdown

 

I'm gonna spin you a yarn my dear friend

it's got no beginning and it ain't got no end

it's about a sweet lady who drives me insane

I've always been crazy 'bout Sweet Mary, sweet Mary Jane

 

We've been puffin' tough well on twenty nine years

why that's long as some folks professional careers

since I was a child she's been blowin' my mind

she's never lets me down or treats me un, treats me unkind

 

Well early one morning we were up before down

highballin' south with the radio on

we were stampin' our feet and drummin' on the dash

flyin' on mushrooms and Afghani, Afghani hash-eesh!

'es 'am, illegal contraband!

 

We blasted through Portland with the sun on the rise

an angel eclipsed in my starry blue eyes

we were drivin' that white line through Eugene at noon

when we spotted a star spangled hot air ba, hot air balloon

making speeches!

 

Stoppin' at Ickies we all stretched our legs

we had coffee and taters and tofu for eggs

there were goth kids and dreadies skin heads and punks

wearin' spikey dog collars with hairdos like, hair doo’s like skunks

'es 'am, I had me one of them skunk hair doo’s once!

 

We gassed up puffed out and got on our way

on down that black and white Blue Ribbon Highway

there were Bald Eagles circlin' the afternoon sun

space blossom breakdown had surely be, surely begun

 

We've been road dogs forever and were still on our way

and we always have time just to pick up and play

we're gypsies and nomads and freaks of all kind

space blossom breakdown leave your troubles be, troubles behind

 

Now L's for linguini and S is for sauce

D's for the dressing when your salad gets tossed

maybe I'm crazy or am I insane?, but

Space Blossom reminds me of sweet Mary, sweet Mary Jane

 

She's cool as the North Wind she's wild as the sea

she's got  dank nugs and kind buds and she smokes them with me

Space Blossom breaks down and treats me so right

come to me Space Blossom and love me to love me tonight

 

Of course sisters and brothers know love is the way

that's why its apropos now for me to say

I know you know they know we know it's no lie

that manna's from heavin' like rain's from the, raines from the sky

 

Like rainbows and starships and clouds that float by

the Sun, Moon, and Eagles they surely are high

sure as Angels in Heaven bestow us our creed

it's still a ten hour drive to Needles from, Needles from Weed

California!

 

No there ain't no beginnin' like there sure ain't no end

the moment's eternal my beautiful friend

sure as snowy capped mountains rise out of the sea

we all are Star Children comic and, cosmic and free